Jonny's Ultimate Vengeance: A Humorous Vignette

	Jonny and Jessie were sitting on the couch one evening eating some
popcorn and watching tv and having some evening conversation. 
	"Yeah, Dad has been really upset about about what they did to his
car. He went in for a new paintjob and requested candy apple red. One of
the flunkies screwed up and painted his car pink!"
	"Geez, I bet he was fumin'!"
	"Oh, you don't want to know the language he was using!"
	All of a sudden, Jonny got an evil, sly grin on his face.
	"Jess, what time did Hadji say he was coming back?"
	"He and Dr. Quest should be back tomorrow from the convention."
	"Perfect!"
	"What are you planning, Jonny Quest?!?"
	"You'll see."
	With that, Jonny got up and went upstairs and was gone for a long
time.
	Early in the morning, Hadji and Benton came back in when it was
still dark.
	Hadji was very tired, and was hoping a shower would wake him up.
When he got out, he didn't even fully notice the things he was pulling out
and putting on. It wasn't until he had woke up and took a good look in
the mirror that he realized what had happened.
	All was quiet-- For about five seconds.
	"JOOOONNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came this loud,
horrible scream from the bathroom.
	Everyone was up and getting dressed for the day, but came out when
they heard Hadji's scream.
	"Hadji! What's wrong?" asked Jessie.
	When Hadji walked out, the whole family burst out laughing.
	"So that's why you were gone so long last night!" laughed Jessie.
	"Well, um..." started Race.  "It... umm... really suits you," then
he lost it.
	Benton was holding back a snicker himself.
	"Excuse me..." Benton went back into his room and shut the door
and burst out in fits of hysterics.
	"What's wrong Hadji? Don't you like pink?" laughed Jonny.
	"Jonny, of all your jokes, this one has to be the worst!" Hadji
stated, trying to remain calm.
	"Jonny," laughed Jessie. "Pink really is an ugly color, especially
when it's Hadji's turban!"