Author: Jessica Brady

Title: Hadji's Great Sin

Disclaimer: The Quest team is HB's, but I claim all rights to what Jessie
is reading! 

Rating: pg-13 for suggestion

WARNING: people die sorry once again Hadji Groupies. 

It was an ordinary, rainy day. Jessie was engrossed in a science book (it
was really a panphlet on hypnotic suggestion to make the ones you hate
your personal slaves. Those things didn't really work) and Jonny was
reading comics (you could see the edges of Playboy beyond the magizine
quite plainly, so they all knew Jonny's little secret. Benton did the same
thing. It was funny watching them make fools of themselves) Race was away
in New England, or was it Texas? Anyway, he wasn't going to be causing any
trouble soon. It was safe. 

Hadji sat down in the VR chair. He secured the visor, and set himself up. 
"Logging onto Hadji World. Subject: Who Else? At long last, freedom. He
felt the forbidden power lift him up, and he let the joy of all take him
away.

Jessie finished the panphlet. She thought she heard something. "Hey,
Jonny!  Get your nose out of that Play--- I mean--- Batman and Robbin---
and come with me. I think there might be someone in the house that
shouldn't be. Hear that, it's coming from the VR room!" 

Jonny was not going to comply. "Yea, whatever. Just let me look at this
one last thing..." He turned the 'comic' sideways and a centerfold came
folding out. "Slammin'! That's a really good one!" Noticing a stare from
Jessie, he cautiously remedied the mistake. "Heh heh.. *dang*... uh...
Batman sure has his hands full with that Joker huh!" 

"Yes, he sure does." 

"Anyway, I'm comfortable here. You go on your own." 

"Jonny YOU WILL COME HERE NOW." Not really knowing why, Jonny put down
what he was looking at and followed her. Jessie grabbed his arm and they
opened the heavy metal door. 

"Dear Lord prevail..." it took a few seconds of watching Hadji in action
for Jessie to react properly. "Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be
thy name." 

Jonny was following suit. "Lord, in our time of need, as death is surely
at hand, we implore Thee..." but they both stopped when they had been
watching their Indian pall long enough. His hips were swaying, and he
looked like he was on another plane.

Hadji evidently heard the commotion, and signed off. Removing his visor,
and realizing that he had been Found Out, he let out the Primal Scream. 
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At this adverse
reaction, the world imploded on itsself and everyone died in a firey
inferno.  The very last thing to go was a cowboy hat: the last remnants of
Hadji's deadly affair with Country Line Dancing. 

The End... of it all!!! 

P.S. this is in responce to how on the show everybody is all the time
getting so shocked whenever Hadji does anything other than the
Normal-Yogi-Wise-Man things. What is wrong with Hadji finding a
girlfriend? So what if they all turn out to be demons! 

JESSIE THE RED HAIRED