THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY HADJI IS MORE *KA-BAM!* THAN JONNY:

10.  He's a gentleman ALL the time, not just in times of stress or danger.
9.  He has a sexy voice.
8.  He has a REALLY sexy accent.
7.  Two words:  THE HAIR.
6.  Two more words:  THOSE EYES.
5.  His mouth looks like it was MADE for kissing (black upper lip and all!)
4. Unlike Jonny, he changes his clothes once in a while. ^^
3. Since he spends a lot of time in front of a computer, he's ALREADY got
something in common with most of us.
2. Two more words:  THE BOD.
And the #1 reason Hadji is more *KA-BAM* than Jonny:
1.  We don't have to wait as long before the issue of statutory rape is
rendered moot.  (Happy 18th, Hadj...now C'MERE.  *SMOOCH!!!!*)

--Emby Quinn ^.^,v..